you know what,, why didnt you do a ring trip diary,,,,,,, like what stu done but would be more like

day 1) got up and went for the ferry,, car had flat tyre so fixed that,, about to board ferry and smashed splitter on ramp,,,,, got on boat all was well apart from handbrake wasnt applied well and the whole ferry journey the car frint and rear rocked into 2 other cars

on the way there the car developed a fault, couldnt fix it so stayed in hotel 2 miles from dunkurke

day 2) sorted out the issue with the car,,,,, was just fitting it when i snapped the spanner that held part in place, called for a mate to arrive and help,,,

we sorted it but a big fuel protest blocked the route so we had to stay in a hotel,, good news is we left france

day 3) cars motoring on verry well,,, cars never felt better,,, a long stretch of road comes up so i open it up,,,, 150 euro fine and 1 night in the cells for getting caught on tha speed trap

day 4,,, get to nurburg, have a lap of the ring,,deer runs out and almost kills the car

day 5,, about to have a lap of the ring after removing the wildlife from my car,,,, soon as i do that some nob decides to crash, closes ring for the rest of the trip,,,, dissapointed i walk back to my car and slip on a bannana,,,,


day6) wake up in hospital, stretch fills me in on what happened before he sets off home,, im about to join him but,,, yes you guessed it,,, ailens abduct me stopping me from getting to the car and making it home


day 7) ,,,,,,,


would be a pukka diary