Originally Posted by coco16i

I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?"
The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?"
I said, "I don't care what star sign it is.
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I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said "Analogue."
I said "No, just a watch."
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I phoned the local builders today, I said to them "Can I have a skip
outside my house?"
He said, "I'm not stopping you!"

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I was driving up the motorway and my boss phoned me and he told me I'd
been promoted.
I was so shocked I swerved the car.
He phoned me again to say I'd been promoted even higher and I swerved
again.
He then made me managing director and I went right off into a tree.
The police came and asked me what had happened.
I said "I careered off the road"
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I went to the local video shop and I said, "Can I take out The Elephant
Man?"
He said, "He's not your type." I said "Can I borrow Batman
Forever?"
He said, "No, you'll have to bring it back tomorrow"