Originally Posted by Porkie

Not as vengeful a god as I would be.... I would make tiny personal little rain clouds that followed the sad bufty cunts around everywhere so their cars were permanantly wet and dirty... and everytime they got out of their cars the cloud would shoot lightening bolts up their asses...

I like a clean car... but find it too embarrassing to even wash a car at a show... let alone lick the fucking brake discs clean!!!!