I was in Australia years ago.

Never been before, my ship was only in for 12 hours. I nipped up the road to see if they had any Irn Bru in the shops (they didn't... cunts )... I went up to a checkout chick to ask if they had Irn Bru. And she immediately said "You come all the way to Australia and look for Irn Bru? Thats typical of you Rab"




I didn't recognise her but I sat next to her for 3 years in Maths class in High School. She looked ALOT different when I knew her. She was a pie. Turns out she lost about 3 tons when she got to Oz.

Madness!