To be honest mate we fookin hated it
same food everyday (menu)
the beer was terrible,
we've travelled a fair bit in our time and stayed in some rough places, (2 star B+B in India) but it was a lot better than that place.
If its just you and the missus mate spend a bit extra and go to another hotel.
Try to imagine Butlins with shite beer, same menu every day and hundreds of screaming kids, your half way there then
Is it as good as that then
***disclaimer*** don't let me put you off though everybodys different.