To be honest mate we fookin hated it

same food everyday (menu)

the beer was terrible,

we've travelled a fair bit in our time and stayed in some rough places, (2 star B+B in India) but it was a lot better than that place.

If its just you and the missus mate spend a bit extra and go to another hotel.

Try to imagine Butlins with shite beer, same menu every day and hundreds of screaming kids, your half way there then

***disclaimer*** don't let me put you off though everybodys different.