Please be understanding to Phil, as he has no window from where he types and they only let him out under my supervision (hence why you don't see him at many events, as I like to mix with people, so can't have the responsibility of looking after him at any events where I am not able to watch over him 100% of the time ). His only view on the world is through his keyboard, so if anyone has any landscape pictures they can send him, then this would be most appreciated (however, he did mention something about wipe proof nude photos of Cola, Maria or Taryn also being acceptable ). Once you understand that Phil is a complete retard, then you can't help but feel sorry for him (and almost even liking him). Just think of a more stupid Forrest Gump and you are along the right lines . Stupid is, as Phil does .