I'm starting to get nervous just reading this thread. It's a fukin worry I'll tell you. I just want to turn up in my S1 say what I have to say, have ma dinner, hit the bar, and then up to the room for some kinky stuff.

What's wrong with that.

All these things like photies, dancin in front of 150 people all with cameras expectin me to be some kinda fukin Fred Astaire are no for me.

Was out lookin at wedding cars last week, thought och well this'll be at least one bit I might enjoy - no fukin way, even that turned into a stress fest. What do you think about this one, what do you think about that one, I don't know if I'll be able to get in this with my dress on, I don't know if I'll be able to get out this with my dress on, I don't like the colour, what do you mean these ones are already booked? I like the old fashioned ones, I don't like the old fashioned ones.......What do you think? - By this time I was ready to rap it.

Weddings are no fun, and then the bastards have the cheek to charge you an arm and a leg for it.

Can't wait......