SOme of you will know that my wedding is a week tomorrow

I'm not really nervous about it at all bar one thing, the fucking first dance

As a rule i cant/dont/wont EVER dance as its not cool

I'm not a big fan of this centre of attention shit with everyone watching me and taking the piss. At our engagement the dj made a cunt of us with a silly song and i was NOT happy

Anyway what the bloody hell can we have as first dance to help me out here? btw she's no dancer either!

Do we have something short and sweet?
Sway together and look like twats?
Learn something like a tango or such?

It was even suggested to have the birdie song or something comical


Any suggestions?

chop

ps no dirty dancing thanks