bollox. not happy at all. stumbled in the house yesterday and put my hand out to stop me. just been to hospital and the worst i feared is confirmed. my 5th metacarpal is broken just below the knuckle



cant grip, make a fist, punch or move my little finger without big pain. am tying like a 1 finger spacco! not had a wank yet

theres fuck all that can be done other than tape together my little finger to the one next to it. it hurts like a mo fo all the time. proper bastard of a dull ache 24/7 that turns into shooting pains evey time it moves. plus it looks like a 40 stone beefy chunkers michelin man sausage fingers for a hand now





bandaged for 4 weeks. no boxing for 10 weeks

NOT FUCKING HAPPY

only good thing to come of this is that i didnt stand on and bust the games console i "cunningly" avoided