I personally would clothes line the bitch to the floor , rip off my shirt sleeve and perform the most electrifying move in sports entertainment today and give him the peoples elbow to the throat

Failing that ......... just say look chap , I cant tell you what to do but how about this .

Call in sick , that way you get the time off and I wont have to sack you for being a moaning little scrote who thinks he can just blackmail me because I like WWF or whatever the fuck its called since they renamed themselves