I thought tabetha was a girl also.
Come to think of it, some of the answers were a bit knowledgable to be a bird..altho he does have an answer for everything

Why the girl's username tho mate? You one of those people who "pretends" to be a girl so you can chat to real ladies in the hope of scoring once they get to know you better..only to find out that they're not 'real' ladies after all

*Smit: unlucky mate. Should have called the cops on his ass & had him arrested for false accusations

Chip: No-one believes that you're not the ugliest man in the forum. No need to try to convince us otherwise buddy.