at the weekend i was on a bit of a bender with a mate so just up from his house theres a corner shop a sparr or londis fuck knows so my mate went in with me following, i didnt want nothing but a smoke so once he baught them i just left, so im standing outside smoking away when i look back in to see where he is & him & the shopkeeper are just staring at me so i look around to see what there gawping at then the pakistani shop keeper waves me back in.....i said what is it?

he says; can you put the bottle of irn bru back please & just pissed myself laughing thinking he's joking. but he said it again, so i said are you being fucking serious like?
he said last chance;
i said have you got cctv here? he said yes.
i said well you better fucking check it then....so he's on the fone to somebody then 2 mins later they appear with a video so were all watching this video & there i was proven inocent but he didnt like it so he's sayin oh you took something i can tell then i started getting propper pissed off & cos i was pissed i started causing a scene infront of all his costomers cocksucker,

but that is the worst fealing in the world being accused of something you havent done