Quote from the self help website:

i have played WOW for 3 years now. I stopped playing for one week and i finally got LAID. everyone who wants to quit wow just read this. i have a lot of purple gear now. they are colored condoms that i got from a sex shop (best purple gear) and i use this purple gear for things that really matter like fukcing hot chicks not talking. so if you want to fuck hot chicks stop playing this terrible game