Originally Posted by Chip-3Door
Originally Posted by Benni
Every morning when my dad gets out of bed for the toilet my dog will go and get into his bed and wait for him to come back just so he can hang off his bollocks. My dad has to get me out of bed to move him. As sad as it sounds if I am not in he has gone to the couch.
A morning in the bowel of the toilet for your dog would probably cure that, your dad should chuck him in there before he goes for a piss tomorrow
He wouldn't dare try and pick him up as he is too fat, old and slow. The dog always manages to twist himself around and take a chunk out of his finger. Last time it kicked off he was haning from his pyjamas. You can't buy this kind of entertainement on DVD so I haven't botherd to stop him.