Every morning when my dad gets out of bed for the toilet my dog will go and get into his bed and wait for him to come back just so he can hang off his bollocks. My dad has to get me out of bed to move him. As sad as it sounds if I am not in he has gone to the couch.

And my brother who thinks he is the local hard man has been chased down the street by him more than once...

Benni.