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Went out a run tonight, and the cd player stopped working so i nipped into a car park and had a look at the wiring, nothing obvious so thought, fuck it, ill get it another time.

Went to start the car... and nothing? no fuel pump priming, never even turned over. So i checked all the fuses, all fine, made sure everything was at least connected, still nothing

So, phoned a mate, ignition on and we bump started it, got it running, sat for a couple of minutes, then put the fan on (via switch on dash) and the car cut out?

Bumped it again, running fine... flicked the lights on, ready to pull away.. car cuts out?

Right, fuck this, tow rope out, ready to tow it home. Igniton on, hazards on and off we went. mid journey, the hazard lights became VERY weak, and the button was constantly on, i.e. no blinking? at this point i couldnt give a shit, wanted home, so we went home, an left it.

ALL the electrics have became VERY weak, no leccie windows, no central locking, dash lights now very weak and the car wont start at all, no fuel pump priming, not turning over, nothing.

Whats the general concensus then?