Thrush,
Sorry, but I dont see this post being anything like you claim.
I see it a a post that Simon started in the spirit of "general discussion", and I am sure that most peeps reading would feel the same.
I award you with the following LOGO:
But, dont take this the wrong way pleeeeaze - LOGO is meant in humour...and there are many on PF that are much more deserving of it then you....