lets see if your still this happy and smiling in 6 months when your snowed in and you cant get a signal on the tv due to the weak signal from the postoffice/off licence/ launderette/cafe all in one arial mast

are they still pointing in the sky when the sun sets trying to figure out what that big glowing white circle made of cheese actually is and why it keeps growing back when people take a big bite out of it

cant beat the country folk,,,,,, we need them for proof we are actually decendents of monkeys