Originally Posted by JayKay

Whats the most random text you have had recently?

Got one this morning from my ex g/f of 2 g/fs ago,asking when we last had sex?! Bearing in mind I split up with her 2 years ago!

I replied simply with "dont have a bloody clue" to which she sent me a text back saying "well shows how fucking much the relationship meant to you then if you cant remember" fucks sake get a grip woman it was 2 whole years ago and im onto my 2nd g/f since