You wanna try being a "North Solihullian"....
As far as I am concerned they're Baps or Cobs- It says this on the packet.
They are NOT.
BREAD ROLLS
BARN CAKES
or
my personal favourite
from Coventry and Nuneaton way...
a
FUCKING
"BATCH"
I just want a chip butty mate, or kebab...
I dont want a batch of chips or a kebab batch- I just want the 1...
Not a fucking batch of them....
Jake