but you northerners call bread rolls "cobs"
it's not fucking corn or some sort of bird is it

my cousin said to me "do you want a cheese cob?"
"WFT is a cheese cob?"
"you know, a cob, with cheese"


and they are called ROUNDABOUTS not islands, islands are things you find in the sea and normally have volcano's and dinosaurs and stuff on them

some northerns were trying to give me directions:
"carry on straight and you'll come to an island"
"what?"
"an island"
"i want to drive there, not get on a ferry"