I know you'll get a few "funny" answers, and they'd normally be from me

But seriously:

1. "I'm persistent, organised and thorough. I'm also a naturally positive person and deal well with negative people."

2. "I want to work in telesales because I enjoy the highly charged atmosphere and more importantly the fact that my earning potential will be almost uncapped"

If you don't get the job she'll probably want to at least give you the nosh