**UPDATE**

It went up Southend Road, heading towards Wickford. (I bet they done the speed camera ).
I forgot to say the headlight switch is not on the stalk anymore, so the dumb ass took a bright Yellow decked to f**k MK1 Fiesta with no front number plate, from my house and drove it at night, with only side lights on, and a broken front bumper, between Rayleigh (worst traffic police in the land) and heading toward Laindon (2nd worst police in the land), with virtually NO BRAKES, no handbrake, NO POWER, one brake light.
Looking at things in a positive note, whoever nicked it, kindly delivered all 2000 of the leaflets for me.....only thing is, my idea was to post them through peoples letter boxes, not scatter them for a mile down the road!!! Still at least they're out there now