bastards

Went in garage today to fit new battery, and sat on it and had my trainers on....and i can put my left foot down FLAT, while right foot is on brake Its only tip toes with boots on..... must be cos theyre new and i cant bend the fookers right

I looked at the seat also, and i think, as im good with my hands, i could do something with that

can ya get owt to softern leather quicker than 'wearing em in' ?