i would mate, there were some scrotes outside my house a few weeks ago, me and the missus were woken by smashing glass at 2.30am, just bottles in the road, but every time a car drove by they would run off and jump over walls etc to hide, then 2 of the c*nts crossed the road and looked in my car, thats when i got dressed and went out side, and asked what the fukk they thought they were doing, there were 6 of em, all around 16 years old with hoodies or beenies on, and this 1 ginger prick thought he was all that and squared up to me, no i prolly could have kicked the fukk ot of him and his gay mates but you dont know if they got knifes etc so i left it and said the cops were on the way, i didnt ring em but i said it, then they said i should have rang an ambulance cos im goin home in a coffin......

i said good night ladies then 1 tit shouted, nice car mate, i hope it dont get fukked up....

so i got me bros cricket bat and waited an hour for the c*nts to come back....

they didnt, but someone else must have seen me cos the cops came by about 6 times.