I pulled into my local garage about a year ago behind a postman pat vauxhall combo. Pat was stood there filling his van up,chatting away to his mate. When i looked up to see what he was doing,i noticed he had the super unleaded hose in his van,and he had put £20 in the fucker!
"can i still drive it ?",said pat,
"i think you better ring your boss" i replied.