We're all off to Prague Friday for a Stag weekend and due to the place etc we have gone against the idea of the usual wearing of polo shirts etc etc... However we have decided to dress the Stag in a hoooge pair of Y fronts and a tight T-Shirt (he's not the smallest of fella's so should look quite funny!). Rather than get anything printed on there properly (due to time) we want to put something funny on them using lipstick!!

Any ideas what we can write on the shirt / pants?? He's going to be wearing it from the minute he leaves his house at 4:30am friday through till Friday night before we go out (cant see him wanting to wear them in a strip bar ). Can't be overly crude due to kids at Stansted / Customs etc!!!

HELP!

Cheers
Chris