Originally Posted by Rob v
Originally Posted by Graceland
YoungDan
Rob v
I should of added that I could smell the cyphalis a mile away and knew not to go there, but a standing dick has no concience

i hope you baged up mate

Bagged up? I nearly threw up when she took her knickers off, it was like a fucking pork pie down there - I had to pick the crust off and get rid of the jelly before I got anywhere near the meat