Gareth mate, they do this under16 disco thing at one of the clubs in town on early sat evenings (or used to) and there were a LOT of birds who were going to that and blatantly 13/14 and looked similarly old, birds grow up quick

I get my hair cut at my old mans shop which is like 50ft away often about same time as they were all going there, and if i went up there in the Cossie you had all them horny lil slappers flagging you down, flashing, allsorts, and with a few of em if you didnt know where they were going (so know they were too young) youd fookin stop n get on board

My mate Lee is a right perv and when was in his GTT hedve fookin stopped too knowing damn well how old, if it wernt for us telling the fooker not to (i can jus picture him now with his "phwoaar look at that slut" comments)