you've been reading the sun ain't you

politics is shit, it's who can make up the most believeable lies that wins, they never keep their promises

if the b twins came up to me and said "here you go, here are all our financial records and we shall answer any questions youcare to ask" i'd say "show me where my money has gone" and they'll say "well, £3 of it went on fixing mrs smiths washing machine, £5 went on paying mr scrimshaw his wage rise, £7 went to nurse betty to keep her in a job, £10 went to sergeant bob for his truncheon and the rest went on keeping abuwally koncerto el rocery (otherwise known as jonney forigner) and his family in a plush 15 bedroom house while his mansion had it's extension built" i'd just grab them by the balls and throw them out the nearsest window