Just got back from Germany...I was questioned by the police with regards to a stolen rocket, of wich I know nothing about, and here's the story...

Apperantly there is a small patch of land in the middle of customs grounds wich is privatly owned.
The owner has let it to some complete and utter tool that uses it to display his 'artpieces' , one of them being a rocket surround by debris...

GET THIS: he was intend on erecting it (the rocket, not his manhood) and sticking a portrait of Adolf Hitler on top of it and label it as art NO REALLY!!!

The owner has filed charges against me for attemted theft of an artobject BUT the police thinks he's a retard and is going to ask him to drop the charges, if he doesn't then they will send a letter to the justicedepartement requesting to drop the case as they can fully understand that we thought it was scrapmetal!

RESULT: Holland 2 Germany nil