Katie - Typing "I'm a homeo" as the title wouldn't have conveyed the joke would it Muppet

Westy - still shitting it about the "estimated" gas and leccy bills you apparently get straight away. Then ones that say "we estimate you will use £4million worth of gas/leccy - card or cheque? "

I'll ring em up and tell em that I estimate I owe them fuck all

I'll be moving to Harlow in Essex, about 8miles north of where I live now... It's a bit white trash, which means I should fit in nicely Nah, it's a far out as I could go wot still be able to work in London (get more money for working at a London borough Autoglass branch - there's an Autoglass in Harlow, but I drop about 2.5k to transfer there ) and balance that with a property I can afford - allegedly