*UPDATE* hmmm... i dont work with this woman anymore, but i finally managed to keep her on the fone long enough to say that i may be young but im not stupid and there is no way she is getting away with paing me £5 per month, i couldnt give a monkeys is shes on benefits. she finally said i could go round at 12 today to get my money.

12.30 comes and shes still not there... i ring... and ring... so i leave a message... 15 mins later i get a call saying... (wait for it)...

shes her friends birthing partner and shes gone into labour... and i should be grateful that shes come all the way outside to ring me?!!!

this woman is from cuckoo land!!! she has little fairies in her garden!

so apparently ive got to go round tomorrow to collect it 'first thing'....

i wont hold my breath...

if she doesnt pay up tomorrow i will have a paddy. a big one.