i only caught part of it but they were laughing about the filthy things they did in restaurants

dirty fookin animals, surely they could get done for doing what they did and admitting it?

i also caught a bit of masterchef or summat and there was this portly guy on, dripping with sweat, running his fingers through his hair and then sticking them straight in the food

and the animals get a spoonful of what theyre cooking out of the pan, stick the spoon in their gob and then straight back in the food

am i just being picky finding all that disgusting ?