My sisters boyfriends have to go through me...
I have chased at least 2 of them out of my house with snooker cues/golf clubs- 1 of which had no shoes on- They hit the back of his head ok though.

+ My other brother and his side kick- who is also my other brother... (that makes 3 of us)
These 2 went to Uni and were in the police station within 6 hours of being there for demolishing 7 lads and a bouncer in a club- a fight they wern't even envolved in started and I think the younger of the 2 got pushed a little... on a sunday night too.

Then theres my Dad who has also kicked 1 or 2 out of the house- He uses the fred flintstone method and actualy Pretends they're dog type dinosaurs. Once one landed close to my car. I esplained he should pick himself up without touching the car and leave.

Her current boyf parks at the bottom of the drive, He does not flash his lights, or Bib his horn, he does not get out and he parks behind the big coniffers at the bottom of the drive so he cannot be seen.
He waits for as long as he feels safe or untill my sister arrives, occasionaly he circles the block if he needs to.


Judging by the fitness level of her mates I believe my sister to be tidy and thus needs protecting

(ASK KARL)

J