Guy called Neil at work, referred to as SCRUNCH, mainly cos he scrunches his face up a lot of the time

Another guy, whose surname is Halfhide. Course this is changed to any other word with half in front of it. Halfass, halfinch, halfcock, halfwit, etc. Of late he has been under the psudonym of HALFHAND after an accident at work last year where he cut his palm open with a knife....

Me, Thrush, obviously cos I am an irritating cunt

Another guy at work, Ryan, known as PIPEX, cos of his David Hassellhoff style haircut

And lastly ANOTHER work collegue, whose name is Marlon. Is known as John. Mainly cos he spends all day walking round saying "Wapp'un Jaaaarhn", so John became his name....

Oh and we have an indian guy working for us whose name is Minesh, tho for some reason he swears blind his name is Jack