I chased a panda car out of my town with its blues on. He was tailgating someon and I came racing up behind him to get his number, next thing he dropped it down, flicked on the blues and made a run for it. He was in a Rover 200 and I was in a Cav SRi, I couldn't catch him round some bends out on the open roads as he was slithering across the road and hitting curb sending a shower of sparks Was ace bollocking past cars that were pulling over for him, god knows what it looked like.

Only in my retarded town could that happen.