I got this email from a mate today



Chaps,

Did you receive a slimy reply to the "Scrap the planned vehicle tracking and road pricing policy" petition, if so how have you removed it from your computer?



I am concerned that my computer could have become infected with a case of 'Tony Blair' and will start lying to me.



I have already caught it falsifying documents and planning to invade my neighbour’s garden. Plus I am not sure what that Ugly Scottish thing it has installed next to it is but, it keeps taking all my cash!

If you have any ideas please let me know,





Mark