Some Intresing ones:...

Sell Downing Street and endure a hellish commute like the rest of us.

deport all immigrants who do not abide by UK laws and do not dress in british clothes

include Fridays as part of the weekend, thus reducing the working week to 4 days (whilst still paying us for 5 days).

remove all powers from the London Mayor, Ken Livingston.

stop these pointless internet petitions

make it a criminal offence to demand money with menaces to remove a wheel clamp

simplify english spelling in the interests of improved literacy levels