just found this again

i remember the first time my mrs had one of her "brainwaves2 when she said 2why do people visit the colleseum in rome when they haven't finished building it? did they only build it for the gladiator film?"

my old man, only yesterday, decided to answer his mobile, when he recived a text
then asked me to find out who'd called him

my mum didn't realise that we've got a cordless phone, so was a bit surprised when she was evesdropping and osmeone said, "i was about to hand you the phone, but now it doens't look like i need to"