My pals advice 'get rid of the bastard, nowt but heartache and headaches and I'm sick of working on it'

My bird's advice 'Eeeeh they're rubbish them cars like'

My Pa's advice 'Should of got a Focus RS instead'

My ex's advice about my Cossie 'It's a lemon, a lemon on wheels'

So why do I keep coming back?

I guess some people just don't understand!