They'll give you a tin of spray paint and tell you to paint the fooker!
Seriously though, there's nothing wrong with the bike. They certainly won't write it off unless something serious is bent/broken. Why are you even claiming at all when there isnt really anything wrong with your bike or were you injured or sommat?
Isn't giving cars enough room so that if they do open their door you can move out of the way one of the first things you're taught when doing your cbt?