Was in the garage office this morning when my boss answered the phone......heard him say " who am i speaking to" after a couple of seconds.
Then he says " Everest..................what..the fucking mountain!!!!!! "

A quality reply to the sales people on the other end of the line and cracked me up !!!!!

Anyone else got any good replys to these pesky callers who call up offering free kitchens or conservatorys or the like ?