Bastards! Worse still when you're waiting for it to arrive all excited about it

Reminds me of when we were in florence when I was about 12..

''Mum, my lasagne isn't cooked''
''I'm sure it is Katie, it's just a different taste here''
''I really don't think it's quite cooked mum''
''Oh give it here''
*Lasagne falls onto the floor and shatters into little bits as the entire centre was still frozen*

Not good. The one thing you expect when you order food is that they've cooked it...surely that's not a huge task