ive just returned home from the hospital today after breaking my leg in 2 places & pulling my leg bone out of my socket in the foot...

it all started on xmas night when all the lads go out in the little village where i live, every body is having a laugh & a joke a few sanbucas & tiquillas later every body is getting the head right on & before you know it the bell rings for last orders then every body gets even more nips on the go just to finish us off so were all sent on our way...

so there we are walking up to a party when i go jumping on a mates back for a laugh on the way but i slip & my leg bends round so my heal is touching my calf.i have never broke a bone before & i can tell you it is the worst pain ever..

so as my brother thinks he is a bity of a war hero when he is pissed for being to iraq,bosnia & kosivo etc he gives me a firemans lift home but drops me on the same leg which was fucking agony by the way...

then we phone an ambulance who tells us that they will be 4 fuckin hours so im sweating & shaking on the living room floor then my dad comes in pissed & falls over me cracking his head on a table (no real harm done) so my brother being the hero saidd he'd drive me to the local hospital 9 miles away & he gets pulled over by the plod for drink driving & put in the cells for 6 hours

so all in all it is the worst xmas ever

P.S. the socks & pants where nice