Originally Posted by matts1

Don't always work, another mate clipped an island and somehow ended up parked on 2 wheels on the side of someones car.

He got out and explained he had no insurance, they guy said "what are we going to do?"

Mate replied "Well I'm off to work, you can f*ck off"

This was followed by a visit from the police, a trip to court a ban and a hefty fine, bloody right aswell