dont like lambrini,,,,, ive got fucking loads of that in here at the moment

the missus drinks it with her sister/mates before a night on the piss and cause its a screw top ( sorry but screw top wine ) its back in the fridge and she will drink it when doing her paperwork ect


blush wine,,,,,,, that sounds PINK,,,,, sorry but i feel a littlegay drinking wine,,,, and last week at a work pissup/serious business promo my manager was drinking rose champers and i kept getting the barmaid to stick cherrys/slice of lemon and a olive on a cocktail stick in it so dont wanna start drinking that


red wine,,,,,, i dont wanna be that former oxford graduate drop out look JUST yet

just when i go to these works things everyone makes fun of my pints and i dont look like a typical office worker and get refered to has the pikey chav

so change of image is needed,,,,,, or atleast ill try but i dont wanna look like a poncy pretentious prick either, you know the ones who turn up at meetings with there rolex watchs/hugo boss long jackets think they are millionares in there company cars but in actual fact they still live at home with mummy car saleman look

was more thinking i dont wanna have the " hes got a job in a office but we all know he was born on a council estate and will start fight when hes drunk, oh and ive got that image as i nutted a mate from work when i was talking to a regional director at the first work outing i was invited too when he pinched my nipples,,,,, and hes the fooker who when we go the bar never asks what im drinking but instead just orders a stella


so a nice white wine that tastes like erm,,,,, well ive tried a dry wine and that tastes,,,,,, FOOKING SHARP

ill try the pink one but ill borrow some blue stained glasses from my mums house first as well dont want my neighbours thinking im gay