the results are in
and this is the link just in case anyone else has the same problem

http://www.bleepingcomputer.com/foru...hp/t58031.html

took all of about 15 minutes once my brother came home and sat down in front of the computer so big up to him

but thanks to you guys first for all the help i was bricking it that i had fucked up completely and utterly

and the cause of the problem? the little window that popped up and innocently said "update wmp" all normal like what microsoft does

little bastards