Coming down the A1 from Sandy this afternoon and a young guy in a Nova GSi gets up behind me and flashes me over, fair enough I thought I was doing 100 anyway, so I moved over. The guy came past and pullled straight up behind the next car who didn't move so he undertook and then cut in front.

As I dropped off the Motorway the cars bunched up for the lights at the roundabout and I drew alongside to see two small children in the back of the car and the moron on his mobile.

What a cunt I thought and I told him so!